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I'm surprised Susan hasn't outed me yet, so I'll tell on myself. The other night at dinner, at a restaurant, I shot a total stranger across the dining room with a rubber band.

There, I said it. Get your jollies.

On to the menu.

Mon: Black bean/sweet potato enchiladas, rice
Tues: Grilled guava chicken, green beans, roasted potatoes
Wed: Roasted Butternut Squash and Bacon Pasta
Thurs: Skillet-glazed ham, quinoa w/sauteed apples
Fri: Arborio Rice, Parmesan, and Green Pea Pancakes (I'm undecided on what else to do along with this. Suggestions?)
Sat: Baked dill salmon, confetti barley

Date: 2011-06-27 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] travellight.livejournal.com
Geez. It's not like you asked if this was her first baby or something.

I'm coming over Wednesday.
Edited Date: 2011-06-27 02:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-06-27 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemon-says.livejournal.com
Good point. But she did nearly wet herself when it hit her.

Okay.

Date: 2011-06-27 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] travellight.livejournal.com
See, when your embarrassments are of the magnitude mine are, others have to work harder to impress you.

What was even better was your girlie shriek.

Date: 2011-06-27 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blakdove.livejournal.com
Was it on purpose, and if so, what did she do?

Date: 2011-06-27 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemon-says.livejournal.com
Of course not! There was a rubber band on the table, and I was sort of idly winding it around my finger. Pete said something and I sort of flipped my hand in his direction in agreement, and it flew off my finger. It shot FAR, and hit this woman in the leg. She screamed.

I apologized profusely, but I could not stop laughing. Of all the people you know, I am the LEAST likely to shoot a stranger with a rubber band.

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